Don’t get spanked by the IRS!
Teddy Bear CPA is a kink-friendly, kinkster-owned CPA firm offering tax, accounting, and consulting services to individuals and small businesses across the United States.
Expect non-judgmental guidance, a fully digital and secure practice, and deep respect for discretion.
Who We Serve
Teddy Bear CPA proudly works with fellow members of the kink and fetish communities. Let’s discuss your goals without fear, shame, or awkward explanations.
Whether you’re wanting to make an income in the kink community or you’re a kinkster with only vanilla earnings, you’ll receive the same professionalism, discretion, and expertise.
Current clients of the firm include:
Sole Proprietors
Retailers
Content Creators
Dungeon &
Venue Owners
Manufacturers
Professional
Dominants
Convention &
Event Organizers
Wholesalers
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Services
All services are available fully remote to U.S. clients located in any state.
Not currently offered
Monthly bookkeeping
Payroll and payroll taxes
Complex trusts (1041)
Estate tax (706)
Non-profits (Form 990)
Non-U.S. / Foreign tax issues
Tax returns we prepare
Individuals (1040)
Sole Prop. / SMLLC (Sch. C)
Rentals (Sch. E)
Partnerships (1065)
S corporations (1120-S)
C corporations (1120)
Gift tax (709)
Simple trusts (1041)
Informational forms (1099)
Tax & Accounting Services
Federal, state, and local income tax preparation
Tax planning, projections, and quarterly estimated taxes
Year-end bookkeeping and account reconciliations
IRS and state tax notice resolution
Preparation and filing of 1099 forms
Teddy Bear CPA provides comprehensive tax and
accounting services, including:
These returns and services are typically handled by dedicated specialist tax firms, bookkeepers, or payroll companies. If you’re unsure whether your situation fits, reach out so we can talk through your options.
Referrals to other kink-friendly providers may be available.
Business Consulting Services
Beyond just filing tax returns, Teddy Bear CPA wants to help kinksters achieve their financial goals and build their own communities. The firm offers judgment-free consultations on a variety of topics, including:
Business startups and legal entity formation
Best practices for privacy and anonymity of business owners
S corporation elections (Form 2553) and “check the box” elections (Form 8832)
Strategies to reduce income & self-employment taxes
Expense deductibility for kink-related businesses
Privacy
Comes First
Privacy and discretion are vital, especially in the kink community. All conversations and shared documents are strictly confidential, and sensitive topics can be discussed securely through the client portal.
We take client privacy seriously and ask the same from current and prospective clients in return. Additional details about the firm or its owner will be shared on an initial meeting once we’ve mutually agreed to move forward.
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